Top 10 reasons I haven't blogged in 3 months

10. If it's not on Facebook, it doesn't exist
9. I've given in to the evils of Twitter (follow "frontparlour")
8. I've rediscovered women
7. I'm hiding from "the others"
6. Took on another paid writing gig (seriously!)
5. Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
4. I moved six weeks ago and still haven't decorated my walls. Anyone want to gift me with a framed original John McLaughlin?
3. Trying to figure out what happened to my umbrella
2. I still owe Bullz Eye two reviews that I haven't started yet

...but most of all, this is a biggie:

1. Remember that post I made about "other crap" back in October of '07? Of course you don't, nobody has an attention span like that anymore.

Anyway... I'm working on a video series for Popdose that will run weekly starting in July. It's called "Parlour to Parlour," and that's all I'll say about it for now. Been in production since January, and I'm starting to wind it up with my last few shoots before marathon editing sessions begin in June. I'll seriously have a more detailed update before it runs. Till then, sit tight, because this is going to be a pretty major event not just for me and for Popdose, but also for the 20-plus indie artists I've roped into this project. This is the engine that's driving me these days.

More soon (seriousy).